LFJ (prev. Trader Joe) (@LFJ_gg): You may have heard about the "Avax Yacht Incident."

You may have heard about the "Avax Yacht Incident." To publicly confirm, I (Joe) was not involved and to further reinforce this fact, I was absolutely not on the yacht at the time of the incident. News about this incident have spread swiftly, so before any further rumours circulate i want to stipulate that allegations of my involvement are entirely false. Additionally, I have promptly discontinued a previously unannounced collaboration with @chooserich. No further statements will be made. Let's F***ing Joe.